Roll Your Leg Over

If all them young ladies was up for improvement
I'd give them some help with a ball-bearing movement.

(Chorus Below)

Roll your leg over, roll your leg over
Roll your leg over the man in the moon.

If all them young ladies was little white kittens
And I were a tomcat, I'd make 'em new fittins.

(Chorus)

If all them young ladies was B-29s
And I was a fighter, I'd buzz their behinds.

(Chorus)

If all them young ladies was bats in a steeple
And I was a bat, there'd be more bats than people.

(Chorus)

If all them young ladies was wheels on a car
I'd be a piston and I'd go twice as far.

(Chorus)

If all them young ladies was little blind moles
I'd find their burrows, I'd fill in the holes.

(Chorus)

If all them young ladies was mares in a stable
I'd be the groom, mounting all I was able.

(Chorus)

If all them young ladies was diamonds and rubies
I'd be a jeweler and I'd shine up their boobies.

(Chorus)

If all them young ladies was singin' this song
It would be twice as filthy and ten times as long.

(Chorus)

Source: Brand, Oscar.Bawdy Songs and Backroom Ballads, Vol. 3. Audio Fidelity, 1956.