Hobbies that stink

There are lots of things that I save
But poop is not something I crave
I take quite a dump
Seldom a little lump
So if saved it I'd need a cave!

A sad tale

A sad tale ©Rob Hood 6/22/2010
A woman succumbed to a whim
got a hamster stuck in her quim
She jumped all about
To get the damn thing out
But it was in there to the brim